I’m a kindly, gregarious, sociable, generous old man, and deeply value the interaction with my readership.
None of the above is true. Except I am kind of old.
Knowing that, if you feel a desperate need to get in contact with me, this generic form is the way to do it. Who knows? I might even read it and get back to you. But don’t hold your breath.
Unless, of course, it’s a business related matter, and you want to buy something I have on offer. Then you’re almost guaranteed to hear back from me. Unless you’re Wal-Mart.